丢弃那只猫
      
   
    丢弃那只猫
    一个男人非常痛恨他妻子的猫，决定丢弃它。 有一天开车把它载到离家20 码的地方然后把它丢在公园。 当他到家的时候, 猫已经爬到车道上。次日他决定载猫40 码。 他把小兽扔出去然后驾车回去。 当车回到他的车道的时候,猫已经在那里了! 他继续把猫带到越来越远的地方，而猫总会敲打他家的门。 最后他决定把猫载到几英里外的地方, 向右转, 然后向左转, 通过桥梁, 然后再向右，接着再向右直到他到达了一个自己认为离家安全的距离并把猫丢在了那里。
    几个小时以后这个人打电话回家唤他的妻子: "齐,猫在那里吗?"
    "在", 妻子回答, "你为什么这样问?"
    万分沮丧, 这个男人回答道： “把它放在电话上, 我迷路了，需要方向。”
    Lose That Cat
    　　
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    Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
    "Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
    Frustrated, the man answered, "Put 'em on the phone, I'm lost and need directions.